{"product_id":"1987","title":"My Patience Expired in 1987 — Gen X Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy Patience Expired in 1987.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd honestly? Good riddance. Somewhere between the latchkey afternoons and the third time someone touched the thermostat, it was gone — and it's not coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold type. Zero patience. Maximum Gen X energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanes 42TB Adult X-Temp Tri-Blend Tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5 oz.\/yd² | 60% recycled polyester, 30% ring-spun cotton, 10% rayon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUPF 40+ protection | Modern fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Canvas Technology for superior printability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSustainably made — renewable energy facility, Fair Labor Association certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Slacker Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"True Green Heather \/ S","offer_id":47527001030909,"sku":"19g649mp1m34j7","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Green Heather \/ M","offer_id":47527001063677,"sku":"19g649mp1m34j8","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Green Heather \/ L","offer_id":47527001096445,"sku":"19g649mp1m34j9","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Green Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47527001129213,"sku":"19g649mp1m34ja","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Green Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527001161981,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jb","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Green Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527001194749,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jc","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ S","offer_id":47527001227517,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jd","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ M","offer_id":47527001260285,"sku":"19g649mp1m34je","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ L","offer_id":47527001293053,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jf","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":47527001325821,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jg","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527001358589,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jh","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Navy Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527001391357,"sku":"19g649mp1m34ji","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ S","offer_id":47527001424125,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jj","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ M","offer_id":47527001456893,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jk","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ L","offer_id":47527001489661,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jl","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ XL","offer_id":47527001522429,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jm","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527001555197,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jn","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SOL BLACK TRBLND \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527001587965,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jo","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":47527001620733,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jp","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":47527001653501,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jq","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":47527001686269,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jr","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":47527001719037,"sku":"19g649mp1m34js","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527001751805,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jt","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLATE TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527001784573,"sku":"19g649mp1m34ju","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":47527001817341,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jv","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":47527001850109,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jw","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":47527001882877,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jx","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":47527001915645,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jy","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527001948413,"sku":"19g649mp1m34jz","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"NAVY TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527001981181,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k0","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ S","offer_id":47527002013949,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k1","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ M","offer_id":47527002046717,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k2","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ L","offer_id":47527002079485,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k3","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47527002112253,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k4","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47527002145021,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k5","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Cardinal Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47527002177789,"sku":"19g649mp1m34k6","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/3257\/5229\/files\/ninjapod_12792721_f_42TB_91_f.jpg?v=1778528821","url":"https:\/\/slackersupply.com\/products\/1987","provider":"Slacker Supply Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}